A penguin brought his car into the shop...

... And the mechanic says to the penguin, "It'll be an hour or so before I can tell you what's wrong with it."

So the penguin decides to go get some ice cream at the shop down the street.
He goes in and asks for a vanilla ice cream cone, so the employee grabs the cone and hands it to the penguin.
But the penguin, not really having any hands, fumbles the cone and ends up dropping it all over himself.

Covered in ice cream, he looks at the clock and realizes he needs to head back to the mechanic and see what's up with his car.
He walks up to the mechanic and the mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal..."
To which the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!"

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