A penguin decides to get his car checked out on a hot summer day. He brings it to his mechanic, and decides to get some ice cream while his car is being worked on. The penguin orders a bowl of ice cream, and uses his flippers to scarf down some ice cream. He makes quite a mess of himself while eating. Once he finishes his delicious snack, he goes back to his mechanic and asks what is wrong.
The mechanic replies "Looks like you blew a seal"
to which, the penguin exclaims, " NO! NO! It's ice cream!! I swear!!"
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