one day when he noticed a truck broken down by the side of the road. He pulled over and asked could he help. The truck driver told him that he was on his way to Dublin to bring a penguin to the zoo but that his engine was fried.
The driver said to him: "Well, I'm going to Dublin, so if you want I could bring him." The truck driver thought about it and eventually agreed, giving the driver €100 to cover any costs.
Later that evening with his engine fixed, the truck driver made it to Dublin. The first thing he did was call into the zoo to make sure the penguin had arrived safely. To his dismay, the zookeeper told him it hadn't arrived.
Frantic, he started walking up and down the streets of Dublin trying to find the penguin. Just as he was about to give up, he spotted from the corner of his eye the driver holding hands with the penguin leaving a cinema.
He ran up to the man and demanded to know why he hadn't brought the penguin to the zoo.
The driver turned to him and said:"I did, but I had enough money leftover so I decided to bring him to the cinema too."
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