A man is walking down the street with a penguin...

He starts to draw considerable attention, until a police officer comes up to him and says:

"Excuse me sir, what are you doing with that penguin?"

"Nothing, we're just takin' a walk"

"Well, take it back to the zoo"

"I already took it to the zoo"

"And what happened?"

"Well, nothing. Now it wants to go to the movies"

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