and then all of a sudden his car went HISSSSSSSSSSS, so he rolled into a mechanic/gas station and let the mechanic take a look at it.
While he was waiting he went into the food mart and went directly to the freezer, he bought some ice cream and went back to the mechanic.
Since he was a penguin and only had the flippers to eat the ice cream he was making a pretty big mess all over his face.
The mechanic walked out of the garage and said, "well it looks like you blew a seal." and the penguin said, "NO! I swear, ITS ICECREAM!
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