So, this penguin is driving through the desert...

... and his car starts to make a funny sound. He manages to make to a mechanic shop in a small town before it sputters to a stop.

He asks the mechanic, "Do you know what's wrong with my car?"

The mechanic says, "It's going to take a while to figure it out, so you might want to find something to do in town to kill some time."

The penguin leaves the mechanic shop and sees a grocery store right across the street. He heads over, and, being a penguin in the desert, finds himself wondering over to the freezer section. Eventually, the freezer looks too appealing and the penguin hops inside. Right next to him in the freezer, there's a huge bucket of vanilla ice cream, and we all know penguins love vanilla ice cream. He digs right in, and before he knows it, an hour has passed and he's nearly finished the whole tub of ice cream. Suddenly, he remembers his car!

He runs out of the store, crosses the street to the mechanic and asks him, "So, did you figure out what was wrong with my car?"

The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin starts wiping his mouth off and says, "Oh, no, that's just vanilla ice cream!"