When suddenly the car starts making rattling noises, smoke starts pouring from under the hood, and it continues to move forward by jumps and lurches. The Penguin sees an auto-shop up ahead and slowly pulls his car into the lot. The mechanic comes out and informs the penguin that's going to take about twenty minutes for him to take a look and diagnose the problem.
The penguin looks around and sees an ice cream shop across the street and thinks, "It's a blistering hot day and I've got time to kill." So he waddles across the street and gets himself the biggest vanilla ice cream cone he can get. As the penguin is sitting outside the autoshop going to town on this ice cream cone without a care about manners, ice cream dripping all over his face, down the front of him, and all over the little bench he is sitting on the mechanic approaches him and says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin looks up amazed, wipes his face off, and says, "Oh no, this is just ice cream!"
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