* What do you call a monkey in a circus? Banana split!
* David had 50 chocolate bars. He eats 40 of them. What does David have now? Diabetus. David has diabetus.
* I am offended by all the German jokes on the internet. My great grandfather died, falling off a guard tower.
* What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a revolving door!
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