A penguin walks into a shop and asks the assistant: 'Do you have any grapes?'
'No,' he replies.
The same thing happens the next day and on the third day the assistant replies: 'No, and if you come in asking for grapes again I
will nail your flippers to the floor!'
Next day the penguin walks in and asks: 'Got any nails?'
'No,' replies the assistant.
'Got any grapes?' the penguin asks.
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