A Penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender "got any milk?". The Bartender responds "no", and the Penguin leaves. The Penguin comes back to the bar the next day and asks the bartender "got any milk?". The Bartender replies "no", and the Penguin leaves. The Penguin comes back to the bar the next day and asks the bartender "got any milk?". The Bartender gets angry and replies "NO, and if you ask again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!", and the Penguin leaves. The Penguin comes back to the bar the next day and asks the bartender "got any nails?". The Bartender replies "no", then the Penguin asks "got any milk?"
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