The penguin brought the car to the local shop. The mechanic told the penguin that it would take about a hour to figure out what is wrong with the car.
The penguin notices an ice cream shop next to the garage. It decides to waste time while eating ice cream.
As you can imagine, eating the frozen treat is very difficult for a penguin. The flippers managed to get as much on the penguin's face as in it's mouth.
After about an hour the penguin returns to the shop. The mechanic says, "Well it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "Nope just eating ice cream."
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