A penguin took her car to the shop one day due to engine problems. Once she gets there, the car attendant says, "It should take about an hour to figure out the problem and fix it". The attendant then says that there are stores around the shop if she wanted to kill some time shopping. Thinking that was the best thing to do, she goes to the stores to look around and shop. About an hour later the penguin comes back to the car shop and the attendant see's her, walks over to her and says, "well mam, it looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin replies, "oh no, thats just ice cream".
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