Where do they go?
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead pengu...
Penguin Jokes
Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump?
He's leading in the poles.
A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the hood.
“Leave it with me,” says the mechanic. “Come b...
A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bar tender said: "Hey, we don't usually get a lot of talking penguins."
And the penguin responded: "Well, no wonder - a...
A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bartender said: "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
And the penguin responded: "Why do you have a d...
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic
The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The me...
How does a penguin make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Again, I shall take my leave.
We have two substitute teachers at my school with the name Hayden Smith. One a bombshell 23yo woman, the other a married balding 65yo man.
**Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin**
>Look u...
Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?
Because it is part black.
A Penguin is driving across the desert when his car starts having trouble.
He pulls into the next gas station and by now b...
A joke told by my Polish grandmother....
Two Russian policemen are walking down the road...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
...and sees that the car's oil-pressure light i...
How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?
His waddle bottle.
Two penguins sitting on an iceberg...
So theres this girl penguin and a boy penguin w...
A navy recruiter
A navy recruiter recruits a penguin to be a pil...
Penguin Riddle
Two penguins are in a desert. One looks to the ...
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic
Mechanic says let me have a look. Penguin goes ...
Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard
Me: "Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin...
A penguin was driving through the South...
A penguin was driving through the South, the De...
Car Problems
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...
Two penguins are taking a bath together...
... One penguin asks the other penguin, "Hey, c...
Penguin trip
This penguin is up in the great white north he ...
Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?
He had cold feet.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A
Penguin rolling down a hill
What's black a...
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin dating Chris Brown.