A penguin is on vacation. His car begins to overheat and he barely makes it to a service station. The mechanic tells him it will be a few minutes so the penguin goes across the street to get some ice cream while he waits (Penguins love ice cream ). He has no hands, just flippers so he gets vanilla ice cream all over his face.
He heads back across the street. The mechanic looks up from under the hood and says It looks like you blew a seal. The penguin replies Nah, it's just ice cream!
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