in Florida and he is driving around when suddenly his car starts slowing down and sputtering, so he pushes it a bit more and makes it to a repair shop. The mechanic goes over, takes a look and says that the car will be ready in a few hours. He suggests that since the penguin is a tourist he should check out the beach since it is only a short walk away. So the penguin takes his advice and walks to the beach. However when he gets there it is so hot that he decides to get a vanilla ice cream. But since it is so hot and the ice cream is melting, he gets some all over his face and his hands. After finishing his ice cream he heads back to the repair shop to get his car. Upon his arrival the mechanic says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal" to which the penguin replies, "What? No that's just ice cream".
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