Where do dead penguins go? [long]
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead pengu...
Penguin Jokes
What is a penguin?
A swallow that kept eating after 6pm.
Penguin Go Fish
2 penguins were playing go fish, the first peng...
So a penguin's car broke and he went to fix it.
While he waited he went and bought a vanilla ic...
A penguin broke down at the side of the road..
.. the breakdown recovery look the car over. Th...
What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?
Frosted Flakes
Who is a penguin's favorite relative?
His Aunt Arctica
A penguin is out for a drive
on a beautiful afternoon when he decides to gra...
A penguin is driving down a desert road...
when his car begins to sputter. He pulls over i...
A man finds a penguin walking down the street
He grabs the penguin and puts it in his car and...
A penguin is driving on a hot day...
When all of the sudden smoke starts pouring out...
A penguin is driving on a hot summer day
and his car breaks down
he's able to pull into ...
Black and white
What's black and white
And black and white
And ...
(longish) So i went to my friend's house today...
Not really a long term friend, at least not eno...
A Penguin in the desert
A penguin was driving through desert country wh...
A Pink Penguin
Johnny turns five and his father asks him what ...
Blue seal
This penguin is driving his car through Arizona...
A penguin is driving through Arizona...
A penguin is driving through Arizona in the mid...
A penguin was driving through town
A penguin was driving through town and started ...
It's the story of Zip the penguin.
It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and...
Why are there no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
It's simply because when a penguin is found dea...
What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?
Pick up a penguin
The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica.
A penguin is driving along one day and his car ...
A penguin's car breaks down...
so he gets it towed to the nearest repair shop....
Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?
He was caught taking Polaroids.