Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...
Duck Jokes
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he ...
Duck Hunting Lawyer
A big time lawyer from New York went duck huti...
What am I?
There once were 2 baby animals: One is a duck ...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrest...
Signs You're Too Fat For Your Pants
1.You've lost the feeling below your ankles.
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The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bars...
Blow Bubbles
There were these 3 ducks all swimming in a lak...
THE PESSIMIST
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a ne...
The Texan
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a...
Duck , grapes and a bar?
a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
Redneck quickies 35
You might be a redneck if...You don't know wha...
JFK Jr.
JFK Jr.'s Last Words:
1. "NO! Not that button...
Confused?
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her on the m...
Just like old times
Here are some quotes from people in the US dur...
2 ANIMALS TALK
Q:WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SAID
TO THE DUCK"GOOD ...
Lawyer vs goose
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do a...
This is supposedly a true story from a recent...
This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...
Heven sakes
these three girls got ran over and go to heven...
On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup ...
The duck and the skunks
One day, two skunks were walking down the stre...
Sign in hotels
Signs from hotels and from around the world:
...
Bubble Blowing Duckiest
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midn...
Daffy Goes Fishing
Daffy (a blonde duck) was a bit behind schedul...
Duck walks into bar
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...