Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for
trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge
called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after
midnight?"
"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two
and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."
He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quests � you were
blowing bubbles too?"
"No, I'm Bubbles."
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