Duck walks into bar


A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "You got any fish?"


The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell fish" so the duck
leaves.


Next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "You got any fish?"


The bartender says,� I told you yesterday. This is a bar and we don't sell
fish."


There following day, the duck returns and asks�, you got any fish?"


The bartender looses it, grabs the duck but the neck, and screams,� I TOLD YOU
TWICE. THIS IS A BAR. WE DON�T SELL FISH IF YOU


ASK AGAIN, I'M GOONS NAIL YOUR *@#& WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!"


The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"


The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don�t have any nails�.


The duck says�, Good. Got any fish?"

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