Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

Your not so pretty


One day there were three drunck teenagers. All...

Ducks at the Bar


One rainy day, a duck walks into a bar with a ...

Shot duck


A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting...

A Day At the Beach


One day a man decides to go to the beach. Not...

Gwapes


A duck walks into a store and walks up to the ...

Toilet duck


Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down ...

The Fat Woman & the Duck


A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck u...

Just the Facts


1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...

Confusion


What's the difference between a duck?


One of...

Student Bloopers


This is a compilation of actual student bloope...

Got Any Grapes?


A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any gr...

Shaggy Duck Story


What did one duck say to the other?
What?
"S...

Ducks


There are 2 talking ducks in a bath tub
one d...

Duck and Man


A guy and a duck walk into a bar.OUCH,QUACK!

Aussie Flight Sim


This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...

A duck


Why did the duck check into rehab?


...

Afganistan


Whats the national bird of Afganistan?


DUCK!...

Elephant Riddles One


Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine...

Cockfight


Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a...

Dancing Duck


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyo...

Smart little boy


The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next...

Women with duck


Women goes into a bar with a duck under her ar...

Duck Sauce


tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...

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3 guyes walk into a bar2 of them duck

Duck


One day there are three drunk teenagers (girls...