JFK Jr.

JFK Jr.'s Last Words:
1. "NO! Not that button!"
2. "I wish I hadn't bought this plane from John Denver!"
3. "Carolyn....your sister is a much better in bed than you'll
ever be."
4. "I dropped my cigarette - it didn't roll over toward the gas
cap, did it?"
5. "Geez. We almost hit that duck!"
6. "Ya know, we really should visit the family cemetery this
year."
7. "If you had wings, dear, you'd be an angel."
8. "Do you remember the last time we met Princess Di?"
9. "Hmmm... I guess that I shouldn't have made fun of our first
president after all"
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The Following are the three main causes of death in the USA
Today:
1. Cancer
2. Heart disease
3. Being a member of the Kennedy family.
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Goodbye JFK
(to the tune of... what else?... Candle In The Wind by Elton
John)
Goodbye, JFK,
May you sink beneath the blue
You were the face that graced the tabloids
at the checkstand on aisle two.
You bored us all to madness
With your wife and your career,
Now you feed the little fishies
And the crabs nest in your ears.
And it seems to me you flew your last,
Like a Kennedy in the Wind
Never grounding for the sunset
When the fog set in!
And your aircraft, did it fall here?
Anong New England krill?
Our interest burned out long before
Your family ever will!
A Kennedy we've lost
But they've already got s dozen more
And your family's mausoleum
Comes with a revolving door!
For another deader loaded in
And even though we try
We cannot but feign interest
As the press parade goes by.
So good bye, JFK,
a kid who watched your Dad get whacked!
And then your uncle, after him,
You're another blue-blood kacked.
So it seems to me you flew your last
Like a Kennedy in the wind
Never grounding for the sunset
When the fog set in.