Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

The duck in the bar


A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the bars...

"Duck!"


The other day my wife, my son, and I were at t...

A Duck


A Duck Walks into a bar and asks the bar tende...

Golfing with Doc...


I was playing golf with my doctor friend one d...

Tab


A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. Th...

Ducks


A blonde, brunet, and red head all went to hea...

The new medical students!


Two young medical students were standing on a ...

Duck in drug store


So anyway, this duck walks into a drugstore an...

Blonde


Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the T...

Duck Hunting


Two morons go duck hunting. After several hour...

Animal Sounds


In a New York City school, a teacher says "Stu...

Ancient Money


Was there money on the Ark?
Yes:The duck had ...

Bubbles


A duck walked into a courthouse.
"What is you...

Believe it or not :o


A cockroach will live nine days without its he...

They make 'em big in Texas


A Texan lands in Sydney for the Olympics, and ...

Tuns of Puns! Part IV


What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...

DUCKS OR PLUCKS?


Q: What did did the mother duck say to the lit...

You just bought your family


You just bought your family their lst Atari ga...

Something Fishy


One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get...

Three Guys and A Bar


Three guys walk into a bar.


You'ld think the...

The Pessimist!


An optimist sees the best in the world, while ...

ready....aim...and....


There was once three men caught by an army and...

Visit to the butchers


Little Naomi goes to her kosher butchers and a...

Duck sentence.


TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense,...

Duck Hunter


A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. H...