Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

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This is supposedly a true


This is supposedly a true story from a recent ...

3 ducks


A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks under his ...

"Got any grapes?"


A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any gr...

Golfing with Doc...


I was playing golf with my doctor friend one d...

The Panda


A huge panda bear steps into this classy resta...

Signs you've had too much holiday cheer


1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. ...

Blonde Animal Lover


Why did the Blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

A blonde a burnnette and a redhead


a blonde burnnette and a redhead are walking i...

A duck


What does a duck like to eat?
A quacker!

Disneyland survey


A recent survey carried out by a leading soft ...

Did you hear about the


Did you hear about the duck who went into the ...

DUCKS OR PLUCKS?


Q: What did did the mother duck say to the lit...

A duck walks into the bar and ..........


A duck walks into a bar and said to the bar me...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

Some sick Medical Riddles


Q: Did you hear about the call girl that had t...

The Missing Lawn Ornament


(true story)


A little old Lady from here in...

Ducks love grapes


A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks...

Polak, Italian and Mafia


Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a...

Optimist v Pessimist


An optimist sees the best in the world, while ...

Filing the Duck'


A man took his old duck to the Veterinarian, c...

Why did the blonde t


Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the...

In and out of puddles


A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He...

Fire Blonde


There was a red,blonde,and a brewnette.They we...

The Mexican duck joke


One day a teacher told her students to make a ...