Sign in hotels


Signs from hotels and from around the world:


In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing please not to read notis.


In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.


In a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.


In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.


In a Bangkok drycleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.


In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.


In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:
Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of Ascension.


In a Yugoslav hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.


On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.


Outside a Hong Kong tailor's shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.


Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.

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