Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore


-How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a duck.


-Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?
So he could hide in the crayon box.


-Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Because they are so hard to iron.


-Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?
Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning.


-Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?
Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.


-Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
So no one will recognize them.


-Why are elephants such poor dancers?
Because they have two left feet.


-What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new fence.


-Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach?
Because they can't keep their trunks up.

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