a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender
"do you got any grapes?""
the bartender looks up and says ""no""
the duck comes into the bar the next day and asks again
""do ya got any grapes?""
the bartender again says ""no""
the duck comes into the bar again and asks once more
""do you got any grapes?""
the bartender gets outraged and says
""if you ask me that again i'll nail your feet to the floor!!""
so the duck comes in the next day and asks
""doyou got any nails?""
the bartender says ""no"" so the duk asks
""do ya got any grapes?""
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