A Florida woman who went to the doctor about a pain in her leg was surprised to learn that she had been shot five days ago by .38 caliber bullet.
Asked how she was able to bear the pain for so ...
Doctor Jokes
A Chinese couple is having their first child.
A Chinese couple is at the hospital as their fi...
A doctor says to his patient...
A Doctor says to his patient:
"I have some good...
So a liberal woman bought some land...
A liberal woman from Los Angeles who took pride...
"Doctor Doctor"
"Whenever I have coffee in the morning, I get a...
Feel the burn?
Teenage boy: Doc, you gotta help me, I think I ...
A Woman Goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the doctor to find out why she'...
Man goes to doctors office
Doctor asks about his alcohol consumption. "I o...
A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight.
DR. "Mr. wong it looks like you have a catarac...
A cop pulls over a vehicle
... driven by an elderly woman. She was taking ...
An old lady goes to the doctor.
"Doctor," she says, "I keep farting, but my far...
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waitin...
I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom...
The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I repl...
Lively Old Lady
A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, ...
A Welshman, Englishman & a Jamaican
their wives go into labour at the same time, th...
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a girl and a boy. Fortun...
A man is being treated for severe frostbite in his left arm.
Doctor: "I am greatly saddened to have to tell ...
We had to put my horse down.
After he escaped from the barn, the veterinaria...
my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex
My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia
A hippie goes to the abortion clinic.
The doctor says: "If you want it organic, just ...
A German baby's parents are concerned that he never speaks...
It has gotten to the point where he is five yea...
My doctor said no more drinking.
so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them.
Confused man visits the doctor
Patient: Hey doc, I need your help
Doctor: Wha...
I don't like my doctor who was incredibly offensive today...
... All I asked her was how I was supposed to t...