their wives go into labour at the same time, the doctor comes out and says "congratulations, you're fathers, the bad news, we've accidentally mixed up you're babies, one of you come in and pick up your child", the Welshman goes in looks at the 3 babies and picks up the black baby, the doctor says "that's not you're baby" the Welshman replies "one of the others could be English, I'm not taking the chance"
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