Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

What's up Doc...


A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep t...

Need Samples


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly p...

Long Tongue


There was once a guy whose tongue was so long ...

The Red Blonde and the broken body

There is a red-headed women who walks into the ...

Cats in heat


A veterinarian surgeon had had a bad day, but ...

A pregnant Redneck woman


A pregnant Redneck woman is involved in a car ...

Did you take the patient's temperature?


Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature...

Heart transplant


An elderly patient needed a heart transplant a...

Brain Operation


This German guy wanted to marry this Polish la...

Elderly Gentleman Gets Hearing Back


An elderly gentleman had serious hearing probl...

Have you ever seen a doctor?


A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist...

Memory lapse


An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...

Split Personality


Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.

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Un se�or que sufr�a de


Un se�or que sufr�a de hirsutismo (demasiado p...

Lose Weight


John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat...

What Would You Say?


Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...

Say 55


A guy went to the doctor because he was concer...

El doctor Chinvin, que ten�a


El doctor Chinvin, que ten�a fama de malo, se ...

Bad News 2


Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
...

Regularity


Woman: I have a problem. Doctor: Well, are yo...

A Nutty Game


A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take...

Genetic Tendency


A man went to the Doctor because he wasn't fee...

Problem farter


A woman goes into the doctors office and says ...

Whom Do You Trust?


A redneck returns to the doctors after having ...

Doctor goes to a bar


A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off...