Getting your prostate checked [NSFW]
So my friend had to get his prostate checked. W...
Doctor Jokes
Bring the fingers.
A man working with an electric saw accidentally...
I want to make a joke about my eye doctor.
But it sounded very cornea.
MY first physical
being 50 years old and having never had a physi...
Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor?
I have over 300 confirmed kills
A woman goes to the doctor...
The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?"...
So a boy at the playground says his Aunt is a superhero...
"No way!" The other kids exclaim, but he retort...
A British man is at the hospital, dying.
The doctor comes in and the dying man asks him,...
A woman visits the doctor after noticing her stomach starting to swell.
The doctor examines her and says, "Expect a lot...
Two doctors we're having lunch one day, when one says to the other...
Doctor 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself. W...
Doctor, I think I contracted mono.
Person: Doctor I think I contracted mono!
Docto...
Gorilla needed mate
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare sp...
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup...
...and the doctor says:
"I have some good news...
a guy goes to the doctor for a physical
the doctor takes a quick look at him and says "...
A sports star goes in for drug testing.
He's suspected of using & the team may dismiss ...
The Fire
A fire begins in a mall parking lot.
A kid is...
A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor....
Eye doctor says "You've got a cataract."
China...
Old couple
After an elderly couple starts getting forgetfu...
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, beca...
A Little Man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, gi...
A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital
A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:
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A Very Short Man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, gi...
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
Although the doctor says I am okay, I still fee...