Overheard at Our Hospital
Phlebotomist: I’m here to draw some blood.
Pati...
Doctor Jokes
Poor word choice, Doc
A doctor sent this note to our medical clinic: ...
Smooth Operator
Scene: A call-center operator on the phone with...
The Cruelest Cut
After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, “I...
What Doesn’t Kill Ya…
Nobody wants a pain reliever that’s anything le...
Unusual Changes
When I went back to the medical lab to have som...
What's in a Name?
Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army ...
Cool Doctor
I just met the coolest gynecologist. He's an O....
Funny Misprints
Mark Twain warned: "Be careful about reading he...
Attack
I overheard two EMT volunteers talking about th...
Going to the Doctor
My husband went to the cardiologist after exper...
Genes
They've just found a gene for shyness. They wou...
Career Changes
My mother has tried her hand at several careers...
Math Problems
When a patient was wheeled into our emergency r...
Funny Sample
It was time for my dog's annual checkup. Follow...
Insurance Policy
When my insurance company refused to pay for my...
Better Than One
I'd just come home from my sixth medical appoin...
Fearless
My friend is a Botox junkie—she can't stop gett...
Quitting Time
Years of smoking finally caught up with my frie...
Exit Interview
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit que...
Form Fitting
A patient at my daughter’s medical clinic fille...
Princess Calves
I took our 4-year-old granddaughter, Halle, to ...
Doctor’s Orders
Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped ou...
Notable Never-isms
• Never try to tell everything you know. It may...
Every Marriage Needs A Spin Doctor
My wife told me that I twist everything she say...