A Chinese couple is at the hospital as their fist child is about to be born, and the husband it out in the waiting room. The doctor comes out and tells the man he is now a father, so the man rushes inside to see his child. When he gets into the room, he looks at the child and asks his wife if she has been cheating on him.
His wife loudly exclaims "Of course not! How on earth could you possibly think that I've been unfaithful?"
"Because, my dear, two Wongs don't make a white"
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