"Whenever I have coffee in the morning, I get a terrible jab in my eye!"
"Well, you'd better give me a demonstration..."
(Young lad makes a cuppa and as per usual, yelps in pain)
The Doc. chuckles. "You forgot to take out the spoon"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.