Doctor: "I am greatly saddened to have to tell you this, but there is no choice but to fully amputate your left arm".
Man: "Is this really necessary?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid this is a life or death situation."
Man: "Can you walk me through the process? Will I be safe?"
Doctor: "Oh, by the end, there will be nothing left. You'll be all right."
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