Patient: Hey doc, I need your help
Doctor: What can I help you with today?
Patient: It's my wife, she wants me to be happy but...
Doctor: go on...
Patient: Well you see doc, last night I brought home a wonderful woman with me home, yet she started screaming and throwing dishes at me!
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