A woman goes to the doctor to find out why she's been missing her periods. After a brief exam the doctor gets a urine sample and concludes that the woman is pregnant. "How can I be pregnant?", the woman shouts."My husband has been overseas for a year!" The doctor replies, "Well, as near as I can figure, somebody has it in for your husband."
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