So an old lady goes to the doctor...
and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, you have cance...
Doctor Jokes
Old age...
A couple in their 80's were having problems rem...
My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating.
When I asked him why he said "Because I'm tryin...
Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer.
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My doctor told me I really needed to stop masturbating.
I was pretty baffled. "I didn't know it was unh...
Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
A blonde hurried into the
emergency room late one night with the tip
Of ...
bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and A...
A Doctor and engineer
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
D...
A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying ...
A man went to see the doctor
The doctor told him "you need to stop masturbat...
A woman is pregnant with twins.
A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last...
My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating.
I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the ...
So a woman is about to give birth...
On her way to the hospital with her brother, sh...
A guy goes to a mental therapist
The guy says "Doctor, everyday i dream of chick...
A man goes to the hospital with recurring migraines
... and is surprised to see that his doctor is ...
The other day my doctor told me I had to stop masturbating...
...when I asked why, he said "So I can finish t...
A pregnant woman falls into a coma..
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma...
My neighbor is a veterinarian
I can never tell whether he's talking about put...
Doctor's wife was told she was terrible in bed.
After coming home late, the Doctor accused her ...
A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says "sir you have to stop masturbaiting "
the patient asks why?
The doctor goes "cause i...
So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst...
I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleb...
I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week!
At least, that's what my doctor told me…
Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"
The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."