A Doctor says to his patient:
"I have some good news... and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"The bad news is... we're going to have to amputate your feet."
"and what's the good news?!!!"
"The good news is, the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers."
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