... driven by an elderly woman. She was taking her husband to a doctor's appointment and they were running late. The cop approaches the driver side window and asks if she knows why he stopped her.
The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?". The husband explains to the officer that her hearing isn't what it used to be and relays the question to his wife. The wife says she doesn't know and the officer informs her that she was speeding.
"What did he say?", the wife asks her husband again. The husband tells her, "He said you were speeding".
The officer asks the woman for her license. Once again unable to make out the officer's words, she asks her husband "What did he say?". Increasingly annoyed, the husband says "He asked to see your license."
The officer takes the license and notices the address listed is in a town where he once vacationed as a teenager. He comments to the couple that he will always remember the name of the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there.
The woman looks to her husband again and asks "What did he say?"
He replies, "He said he knows you".
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