Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde and a brunette were sitting outside on a porch....

... The brunette notices her husband approachin...

Blonde and a supermarket

A blonde walks into a supermarket and gets some...

A blonde woman is at a library.

She walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like a...

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

This is the story of a blonde....

who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just...

A blonde walks into a bar......

A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marke...

Two sisters inherit a ranch...

Two sisters, a blonde and brunette just inherit...

The blonde couldn't add

Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and se...

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Two blondes were walking around...

...when they saw some tracks. One blonde said, ...

Blonde

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to co...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the street...

Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the...

What does a blonde do to impress others

​Names herself as James, ​then introduces herse...

Why did the blonde have an Abortion?

She wasn't convinced the baby was hers.

A blonde walks in to an electrical store...

And asks to buy the TV in the window. The manag...

A blonde buys a thermos

She brings it to work and shows it off to all o...

An Old Man Joins a Nudist Colony

On his first day he took off his clothes and st...

The Blonde Waitress

Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream ...

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are planning WW3 in a bar.

The bartender asks "what are you guys going tod...