A blonde and a brunette were sitting outside on a porch....
... The brunette notices her husband approachin...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
... The brunette notices her husband approachin...
A blonde walks into a supermarket and gets some...
She walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like a...
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just...
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marke...
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for...
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Two sisters, a blonde and brunette just inherit...
Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and se...
I'll tell you tomorrow.
...when they saw some tracks. One blonde said, ...
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to co...
...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugg...
Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the...
Artificial intelligence.
Two blondes and a brunette are walking down the...
Names herself as James, then introduces herse...
She wasn't convinced the baby was hers.
And asks to buy the TV in the window. The manag...
She brings it to work and shows it off to all o...
On his first day he took off his clothes and st...
Customer: Can I have some coffee without cream ...
The bartender asks "what are you guys going tod...
small loan of 100 million dollars