Two sisters, a blonde and brunette just inherited a ranch. They thought that the ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull, and together they had $500 to spend. The brunette found an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale for $499, and together they decide to buy him. The brunette then goes off to inspect the bull and after being satisfied with the bull, the brunette needed her sister to come pick the animal up. She had to send a telegram to her sister telling her to come with a trailer to get the bull. The telegrams cost $1 per word. The brunette thinks for a minute and decides on the word comfortable. The telegram guy asked "Why comfortable?" "Because my sisters a blonde and she will read it slow."
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