Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

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Q: whats the difference in a blonde and a tramp...

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't...

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first?

The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask ...

Blind man enters bar.

He sits at the counter, and orders a drink. Aft...

A blind man logs into reddit and find his way to the subreddit "Jokes"

A blind man logs into reddit and find his way t...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a...

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each ...

I held the door

... open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last ...

A Blonde a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar

The Barman says "Sorry Ladies, it's a Guy only ...

First Class Blonde

A direct flight from New York to San Francisco ...

Heading to Vegas

A man comes home to find his blonde wife of 15 ...

An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde

the blonde asks: "What do you do for a living?"...

How do you get a blonde on a roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

Fred: "I can't believe Ben is in

the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a ...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead...

...have a breaststroke race across the English ...

A group of blondes walk into a bar...

A group of blondes walk into a bar and order a ...

attractive blonde female

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when h...

A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking

She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the ele...

Blonde goes to the Doctor...

A blonde goes to her doctor and says that every...