How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
She fell out of the tree.
Jill woke up one morning after a hail storm tha...
A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink...
decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type ...
She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home...
A blonde and her friend are lost in the forest....
She simply cannot figure out how to do it, so s...
duck into an alley where they hide in potato sa...
...were doing construction work on scaffolding ...
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she go...
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before ...
When there's a stamp on it.
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so ...
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can yo...
"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting t...
A labor union organizer goes to a whorehouse an...
The first blonde walks up to the bus and asks, ...
She was on a diet.
Donald Trump
A light shade of clear.
The blonde is easier to spread!
"Well", his colleague replies, "you're perhaps ...
Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo?
B...
...she runs over 20 people while driving.
The o...