Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What does a blonde do when her car endures a hail storm?

Jill woke up one morning after a hail storm tha...

Blonde Bar

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money,

decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type ...

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "My mom died."
He told her to go home...

A blonde and her friend lost in the forest

A blonde and her friend are lost in the forest....

A blonde is trying to put together a puzzle

She simply cannot figure out how to do it, so s...

After robbing a bank, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead

duck into an alley where they hide in potato sa...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde guy..

...were doing construction work on scaffolding ...

BLONDE'S APPENDICITIS

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she go...

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before ...

Blonde's Bad Dream

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so ...

Trans-continental blonde ....

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can yo...

A girl came skipping home from school one day...

"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled. "We were counting t...

Labor union joke

A labor union organizer goes to a whorehouse an...

Two blondes walk up to a bus stop...

The first blonde walks up to the bus and asks, ...

What's a blonde's favorite color?

A light shade of clear.

FREEKY BLONDE

Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo?
B...

A blonde is driving her car and...

...she runs over 20 people while driving.
The o...