Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?A: She ...

How to confuse a blonde


put her in a circle and tell her to find a cor...

A brunette with bad breath


What do you call a blonde standing on her head...

Penny Offer


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a p...

Blonde Braincells


How do blonde's braincells die??


-Alone-

Bad breath


What do you call a bleached blonde standing on...

Blondes and Turtles


What do turtles and blondes have in common?
I...

Cheer of the Blondes


What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'...

Broken finger


A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touch...

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde...


Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and ...

Blonde Rolls Back the Odometer


A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't ...

Shoulder pads


Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?


To keep f...

Shine a flashlight in their ear.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
...

How did the blonde die while ice fishing?


She was run over by the Zamboni machine.

Bimbo


a blonde got ran over by a parked car

How Gloves Are Made


A blonde went to the dentist one day to have a...

Blonde police car


why did a blonde steal a police car?
because ...

The blonde joke


Q what do u get when u put dumb and blonde tog...

Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?


They both drip when they're screwed.

The cereal killer


One day in a caf� one man said,"I really could...

Blonde and lawyer quizz


A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each...

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?...

Pregnant Blonde


What did the blonde say when she found out she...

Blonde in a car

There was a blonde driving in a car and suddenl...

Blonde Overboard

There is a blonde on the side of the road and t...