A blonde buys a thermos

She brings it to work and shows it off to all of her friends.


friend: "What does it do?"


blonde: "It keeps warm this warm and cold things cold."


friend: "What do you have in it right now?"


blonde: "A cup of coffee and two popsicle!"

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