Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net b...

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble g...

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to t...

Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A...

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to w...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her c...

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the ri...

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself?...

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color?

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light...

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks f...

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost ca...

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving bir...

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?...

Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: Ther...

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three time...

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard befor...

Q: What can save a dying blonde?

Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transp...

Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregn...

Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
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Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team?

Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A...

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval des...

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?

Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her...

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending...

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?

Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers...