A blonde walks into a supermarket and gets some yogurt.
She carefully observes the packaging and stars opening all the yogurt containers in the store.
The security guard noticed and approached the woman, he asks "You aren't allowed to open these yogurts here!"
She then replies
"But it says 'Open Here' on the packaging!"
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