Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are planning WW3 in a bar.

The bartender asks "what are you guys going todo?"
Cruse says, "kill 200,000 Muslims" and "One big breasted blonde woman."
Bartender asked "Why the blonde woman"
Trump says "I knew no one would care about the Muslims."

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