Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde tap dancer

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She s...

Long and Hard

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Gr...

Blondes and maxi- pads

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? ...

Blonde Gimme a 15

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ''Gimme a...

I know this blonde

I know this blonde that's so dumb...

She thi...

Brunette on the traintracks

A brunette was on some train tracks jumping up ...

Bridge Jump


A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a cont...

The Blonde assassins

A gangster is down on his luck and decides to h...

The appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store And asks...

You just might be one blonde redneck!

If you think that deodorant is for... a yeast i...

Locked car

There were two blondes at a gas station and loc...

You are next !

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on ...

Going down.........


a blond and a redhead enter an elevator being ...

What do ya call...


What do you call a blonde in a freezer?


A fr...

Tell Two Horses Apart


A blonde bought two horses, and could never re...

Third Grade


There are 3 girls in the third grade, a redhea...

When i blonde farts...............


one day a blonde farted so loud that she thoug...

With a tire gauge! (da da dum)


Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: W...

Suicidal Blonde


A young blonde woman is distraught because sh...

Going To Disneyland


Once three blondes were going to Disneyland. ...

Blonde Mountaineers


11 people were clinging precariously to a wild...

What Is Easter


Three blondes died and were up talking to St. ...

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?...


What happened to the blonde tap dancer?


She ...

Blonde Burial


Why was the blonde buried in a y shaped coffin...

Not a TV its a microwave


One day a blonde walked into a store and said
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