She walks up to the clerk and says, "I'd like a burger, some fries and a milkshake."
Somewhat angered by this request, the clerk says "Ma'am, this is a *library*."
The blonde woman looks around. Having confirmed for herself it was a library, she turns to the clerk.
"Oh, right. Sorry about that." Looking embarassed, she whispers "I'd like a burger, some fries and a milkshake."
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